Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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