Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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