Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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