so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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