xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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