The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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