Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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