love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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