If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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