I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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