We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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