hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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