What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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