your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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