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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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