mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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