I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
smell my finger.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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