Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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