"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Dick very happy bro
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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