i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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