You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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