Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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