just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Everything about him screamed your future.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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