I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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