I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I have feelings that need drinking.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
