If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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