I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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