ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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