butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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