Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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