yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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