in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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