I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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