so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
