the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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