Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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