let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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