and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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