idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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