i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Randomize