Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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