They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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