thus making me awesome and them whores
ugly people sure do ruin things
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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