it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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