Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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