I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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