apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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