what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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