Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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