He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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