I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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