If i come over, it means nothing
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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