all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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